{"id":292016,"date":"2012-10-29T14:10:28","date_gmt":"2012-10-29T14:10:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wdev.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent-dev\/2012\/10\/29\/bigger-than-a-megaultrauberapocacane-random-house-penguins\/"},"modified":"2018-04-16T16:04:19","modified_gmt":"2018-04-16T16:04:19","slug":"bigger-than-a-megaultrauberapocacane-random-house-penguins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/2012\/10\/29\/bigger-than-a-megaultrauberapocacane-random-house-penguins\/","title":{"rendered":"Bigger than a MegaUltra\u00dcberApocaCane [Random House Penguins]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Although information started leaking last week, it wasn&#8217;t until this morning that the Penguin-Random House merger was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/business-20120485\">made official:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Publisher Pearson says it has agreed a deal with German media group Bertelsmann to combine their Penguin and Random House businesses.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Under the terms of the deal, the two businesses will be run in a joint venture called Penguin Random House.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Bertelsmann will own 53% of the joint venture, while Pearson will own 47%.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>First off, I think &#8220;Random House Penguin&#8221; is a much better name, mainly because of the ambiguity&#8212;is it a Random-House Penguin? or a Random House-Penguin? Makes the new \u00fcber-publisher seem both literary and playful. <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The tie-up between Penguin and Random House marks the first deal between the world&#8217;s big six publishers. The others are Hachette, HarperCollins, Macmillan and Simon &amp; Schuster. It would bring together the publishers of the Fifty Shades series and Jamie Oliver&#8217;s cookbooks.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I keep reading this &#8220;Fifty Shades <span class=\"caps\">AND<\/span> Jamie Oliver&#8221; line, and, to be honestly ignorant, I have no idea what it signifies. &#8220;This new MegaPublisher will publisher Super-Successful Book #1 <span class=\"caps\">PLUS<\/span> Super-Successful Book #2!!!! <span class=\"caps\">ZOMG<\/span>!!&#8221; Honestly, if you told me right now that Random House already published both of these, I&#8217;d totally buy it. It&#8217;s not like these are two random products suddenly being lumped into one administrative mess: &#8220;It&#8217;s going to combine Twilight and Gilbert Sorrentino!! Holy shitsnacks!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, on to the real content: the creepy consolidation of two massive publishing entitles:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Pearson chief executive Marjorie Scardino, who is leaving the firm at the end of the year, said: &#8220;Penguin is a successful, highly-respected and much-loved part of Pearson. This combination with Random House&#8230; will greatly enhance its fortunes and its opportunities.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Together, the two publishers will be able to share a large part of their costs, to invest more for their author and reader constituencies and to be more adventurous in trying new models in this exciting, fast-moving world of digital books and digital readers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>In case you&#8217;re wondering, &#8220;be able to share a large part of their costs&#8221; equals &#8220;eliminate redundancies, especially in terms of personnel.&#8221; I hate to be the voice of cynicism, but all the &#8220;No jobs will be lost! We will rule the world together!&#8221; lip-service being paid to Penguin and RH employees has about a 99.9% chance of turning out to be utter and complete bullshit. <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Based on recent results, combining the two firms will create a business with annual revenues of about \u00a32.5bn and about one-quarter of both the UK and US book markets. [. . .]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;In the UK the market share will be around 27%, so they may have to divest themselves of some non-core interests,&#8221; said Philip Jones from the Bookseller magazine.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>27%?! That&#8217;s fricking <span class=\"caps\">INSANE<\/span>. And in no way can this be good for the book world. I don&#8217;t want to get into all that right now&#8212;I have sales calls to make, classes to teach&#8212;but putting so much power into the hands of one entity that produces a limited amount of books, yet will be defining culture, is fucked. <\/p>\n<p>Which, for many, will bring to mind Amazon&#8217;s position in the marketplace . . .<sup id=\"fnrev1007227858508e994192cf8\" class=\"footnote\"><a href=\"#fn1007227858508e994192cf8\">1<\/a><\/sup> Speaking of Amazon:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Amazon has 90% of the ebook market &#8211; if [the competition authorities] allowed that to happen, how can they block a merger that gives Penguin Random House 27%?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And that&#8217;s really what this about, isn&#8217;t it? Making a company big enough to negotiate with Amazon in a way that will reap it shittons more money and profit. Great. <\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>By random contrast, I just want to point out <a href=\"http:\/\/online.wsj.com\/article\/SB10001424052970203880704578084714234784762.html\">this <em><span class=\"caps\">WSJ<\/span><\/em> article<\/a> about the &#8220;semi-socialist&#8221; Bundesliga. (Referred to as a &#8220;soccer paradise.&#8221;) It&#8217;s a really interesting contrast between the free-spending, unmonitored Premiere League in the UK, and the less-profit motivated Bundesliga in Germany. Not only is the quality of the Bundesliga better&#8212;there are more teams with a legit chance to win the title, in contrast to the Chelsea, Manchester x 2, dominance in the Premiere League, or the Real Barcelona duo in La Liga&#8212;but the clubs are financially better off (Munich made $230 million last year, which exceeds the commercial revenues of Arsenal and Man United combined) <span class=\"caps\">AND<\/span> more people are attending the matches. <\/p>\n<p>What does this have to do with <span class=\"caps\">RHP<\/span>? Nothing, really. But the idea that there is an alternative model to flat-out late-age hyper-charged capitalism&#8212;one that can be more successful in all the key areas&#8212;is a very captivating one. <\/p>\n<p id=\"fn1007227858508e994192cf8\" class=\"footnote\"><sup>1<\/sup> This is a bit of a flawed analogy though. Amazon is a provider, a retail outlet that takes what is made elsewhere and dominates the chain from production to consumption. By contrast, Random House Penguin will control <em>what is made available.<\/em> This is a stark and horrifying difference. Amazon is predicated on the idea that &#8220;more of everything is better&#8221;&#8212;more books sold to more people in more formats equals more money&#8212;<span class=\"caps\">RHP<\/span> is all about the production and sale of products that will benefit itself only. For all of the issues that people have with Amazon&#8217;s corporate practices, they are geared towards providing customers with what they want, when they want it, and at a reasonable price&#8212;it&#8217;s their tactics to achieving this that are circumspect. <span class=\"caps\">RHP<\/span> will be about blockbusters and leveraging its enormous impact to restrict buying options, or at least direct customers into buying <em>its<\/em> products for the benefit of the corporate shareholders. In my mind&#8212;in which product diversity trumps everything, since the things I like are often not in line with mainstream anything&#8212;this <span class=\"caps\">RHP<\/span> situation is a million times worse. <\/p>\n<div class=\"ad_banner\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/catalog.openletterbooks.org\/authors\/1-ugresic#nobody\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/images\/133.jpg\" \/><\/a>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although information started leaking last week, it wasn&#8217;t until this morning that the Penguin-Random House merger was made official: Publisher Pearson says it has agreed a deal with German media group Bertelsmann to combine their Penguin and Random House businesses. 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