{"id":298496,"date":"2014-07-01T14:19:43","date_gmt":"2014-07-01T14:19:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wdev.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent-dev\/2014\/07\/01\/honduras-vs-bosnia-herzegovina-world-cup-of-literature-second-round\/"},"modified":"2018-04-16T15:12:37","modified_gmt":"2018-04-16T15:12:37","slug":"honduras-vs-bosnia-herzegovina-world-cup-of-literature-second-round","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/2014\/07\/01\/honduras-vs-bosnia-herzegovina-world-cup-of-literature-second-round\/","title":{"rendered":"Honduras vs. Bosnia &#038; Herzegovina [World Cup of Literature: Second Round]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><txp_image id=\"7222\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>This match was judged by Stephen Sparks. For more info on the World Cup of Literature, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/index.php?id=11292\">read<br \/>\nthis,<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/index.php?s=file_download&amp;id=362\">download<\/a> the updated bracket.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The battle between Honduras and Bosnia and Herzegovina is a contrast in style. This is obvious as the two teams line up for pre-match ceremonies: on one side, Horacio Castellanos Moya\u2019s understated <em>Senselessness<\/em>, with a few tasteful blurbs\u2014from Roberto Bola\u00f1o, Russell Banks, and Francisco Goldman\u2014adorning the back jacket; on the other side is Sa\u0161a Stani\u0161i\u0107\u2019s gaudy <em>How the Soldier Repairs the Gramophone<\/em>, with its bold, <span class=\"caps\">ALL<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">CAPS<\/span>, multi-colored blurbs, pages and pages of extravagant praise, and a \u201cReading Guide,\u201d designed no doubt to help palliate those readers concerned about the accents in the Bosnia author\u2019s name. The packaging of <em>How the Soldier Repairs the Gramophone<\/em> feels compensatory, too showy. As it preens and struts, confident of its greatness, <em>Senselessness<\/em> gets right to work, scoring an early goal with its crisp opening salvo:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I am not complete in the mind, said the sentence I highlighted with the yellow marker and even copied into my personal notebook, because this wasn\u2019t just any old sentence, much less some wisecrack, not by any means, but rather the sentence that astonished me more than any other sentence I read that first day on the job, the sentence that most dumbfounded me during my first incursion into those one thousand one hundred almost single-spaced printed pages placed on what would be my desk by my friend Erick so I could get some idea of the task that awaited me.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Honduras 1 \u2013 0 Bosnia and Herzegovina<\/p>\n<p>After these initial maneuvers, the Bosnians marshal their forces, realizing that a nifty kit alone does not a soccer team make, especially not in fevered battle against a righteously angry and caustic opponent. They launch an offensive, with a series of beautifully executed passes, backing the Hondurans into their own end. Stani\u0161i\u0107\u2019s use of chapter summaries (reminiscent of E.T.A. Hoffmann) is clever and worthy of appreciation. We learn, for instance, that Chapter Five will explain the following:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>When something is an event, when it\u2019s an experience, how many deaths Comrade Tito died, and how the once-famous three-point shooter gets behind the wheel of a Centrotrans bus<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And that later, as the novel moves from more or less innocent childhood memories to war and genocide, we\u2019ll understand:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>What we play in the cellar, what peas taste like, why silence bares its fangs, who has the right sort of name, what a bridge will bear, why Asija cries, how Asija smiles<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This seldom used tactic results in a goal by Stani\u0161i\u0107\u2019s side.<\/p>\n<p>Honduras 1 \u2013 1 Bosnia and Herzegovina<\/p>\n<p>This might be the most fevered, high-strung match in the World Cup of Literature, with lulls in play coming few and far between. Each side seems intent on pummeling the other into submission, and goals are scored in bunches: Castellanos Moya\u2019s wicked humor and coiled sentences spring into action, tilting things in Honduras\u2019 favor . . .<\/p>\n<p>Honduras 2 \u2013 1 Bosnia and Herzegovina<\/p>\n<p>. . . and Stani\u0161i\u0107\u2019s effective, if occasionally too cute heartstring-tugging getting the Bosnians back into the match . . .<\/p>\n<p>Honduras 2 \u2013 2 Bosnia and Herzegovina<\/p>\n<p>. . . then, <em>Senselessness<\/em> gets really offensive with an <span class=\"caps\">STD<\/span>, sending the Bosnians scurrying back on defense . . .<\/p>\n<p>Honduras 3 \u2013 2 Bosnia and Herzegovina<\/p>\n<p>. . . after regrouping\u2014nothing a little penicillin can\u2019t cure, boys!\u2014the Soldier and his Gramophone comes back strong, striking two goals in quick succession with a one-legged former soccer player, Kiko, and twenty pages of a No Man\u2019s Land soccer match that involves cowardice, duplicity, a 6\u20199\u201d tall lethal striker nicknamed Mickey Mouse, land mines, and a miracle comeback for the ages. The Hondurans are reeling, they can\u2019t hold up against this onslaught. With their hyperactive exuberance, the Bosnians take the lead.<\/p>\n<p>Honduras 3 \u2013 4 Bosnia and Herzegovina<\/p>\n<p>What do the Hondurans have left as we near the ninetieth minute? One last charge that falls flat against the nimble-footed Bosnian, who steals the ball, streaks toward the goal and deposits an insurance goal, putting <em>How the Soldier Repairs the Gramophone<\/em> up for good.<\/p>\n<p>Honduras 3 \u2013 5 Bosnia and Herzegovina<\/p>\n<p>You can be sure that a people who \u201csing even when they\u2019re killed\u201d will be celebrating in style.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><em>Stephen Sparks is a buyer at Green Apple Books. He lives in San Francisco and blogs at Invisible Stories.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><txp_geo_votes vote_id=\"202\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This match was judged by Stephen Sparks. 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