{"id":409532,"date":"2018-12-11T13:00:20","date_gmt":"2018-12-11T18:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/?p=409532"},"modified":"2018-12-11T11:29:35","modified_gmt":"2018-12-11T16:29:35","slug":"adams-sexy-post-btba-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/2018\/12\/11\/adams-sexy-post-btba-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Adam&#8217;s Sexy Post [BTBA 2019]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>This week&#8217;s Best Translated Book Post is from Adam\u00a0Hetherington, a reader from Tulsa who also served on last year&#8217;s jury.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cDo you want to do it again?\u201d he asks. Shit. He is my friend, P.T. Smith. We were both BTBA judges last year; this year he\u2019s invented some sort of easy supervisory role for himself, and invited me to do the hard work. Very cool. I want to tell him no, it\u2019s too much work. I don\u2019t have time. I text my wife, hoping she\u2019ll tell me it\u2019s too much work and that I don\u2019t have time, but before she responds I tell P.T. that of course I want to do it again. Who wouldn\u2019t? Skip ahead to 4 months (and about 13,000 read pages) later, and I can confirm: it\u2019s too much work and I don\u2019t have time. No one does. But despite that fact, here\u2019s how it\u2019s done.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It starts with the spreadsheet, which looks like this<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-409542\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Adam-800x518.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"518\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Adam-800x518.png 800w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Adam-768x497.png 768w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Adam-1024x662.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Adam.png 1300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-409552\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-2-800x421.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"421\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-2-800x421.png 800w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-2-768x404.png 768w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-2-1024x539.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-2.png 1300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-409562\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-3-800x491.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"491\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-3-800x491.png 800w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-3-768x471.png 768w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-3-1024x629.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-3.png 1300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This is supposed to be sorted alphabetically by title, but for some reason <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nyrb.com\/products\/ivory-pearl\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ivory Pearl<\/span><\/i> <\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(written by Jean-Patrick Manchette, translated by Donald Nicholson-Smith, and published by NYRB) is first? Congratulations to Google on another great product! Any typographical or formatting irregularities are one of the other judges\u2019\u2014or possibly even P.T.\u2019s? who knows how high the conspiracy goes\u2014fault. All I can say for sure is that it\u2019s not me accidentally changing the font at 4 in the morning after chugging a skid of beers, so please don\u2019t feel weird if your book looks out of place. Anyway, column A is the judge assigned to the book, which means that if the publisher sends the book, that judge will read the book. Other judges will probably read it too, but that specific judge <em>has<\/em> to read it. Reviews are to the right of the screenshot, in columns j\u2013r, but for obvious reasons I can\u2019t show you those. The rows with expanded cells already have reviews\u2014for example the aforementioned Ivory Pearl was loved by a judge whose beans I won\u2019t spill here, and l myself liked <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dalkeyarchive.com\/product\/abrupt-mutations\/\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Abrupt Mutations<\/span><\/i><\/a> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(which was written by Enrique Luis Revol, translated by Priscilla Hunter, and published by Dalkey Archive). Five (!) judges have already read Guadalupe Nettel\u2019s<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/coffeehousepress.org\/products\/after-the-winter\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After the Winter<\/span><\/i><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (GORGEOUSLY translated by Rosalind Harvey and published by perennial personal favorites Coffee House), and so on and so forth, on down the list. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">At the time of this writing I have received, purchased, or borrowed 165 of the 374 eligible books. Words don\u2019t wholly convey the scale, so here\u2019s what a pile of 165 books looks like . . .<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-409572\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-4-645x800.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"645\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-4-645x800.png 645w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-4-768x952.png 768w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-4-826x1024.png 826w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-4.png 1300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 645px) 100vw, 645px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-409582\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-5-656x800.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"656\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-5-656x800.png 656w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-5-768x936.png 768w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-5-840x1024.png 840w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-5.png 1300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-409592\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-6-621x800.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"621\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-6-621x800.png 621w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-6-768x989.png 768w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-6-795x1024.png 795w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-6.png 1300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 621px) 100vw, 621px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. . . plus my library history, a few ebooks, and copies of both Kim Sagwa\u2019s <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.catranslation.org\/shop\/book\/mina\/\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mina<\/span><\/i><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (translated by Bruce Fulton and published by Two Lines) and <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Maria Gabriela Llansol\u2019s<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/deepvellum.org\/product\/geography-of-rebels-trilogy\/\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Geography of Rebels Trilogy<\/span><\/i><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (translated by Audrey Young and published by Deep Vellum), which are in my locker at work. Anyone examining the photos will see I have a few doubles (which happens when you buy books), and a dozen or so ineligible books, which I\u2019ll get to later. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Of these, I\u2019ve read 51, and written some kind of \u201creview\u201d about 36. The reviews can be anything\u2014actual reviews, emojis, essays, personal anecdotes. Right now mine range from a good chunk about Cemens Meyer\u2019s incredible <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/fitzcarraldoeditions.com\/books\/bricks-and-mortar\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Bricks and Mortar<\/span><\/i><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, (translated from the German by Katy Derbyshire, published by Fitzcarraldo, purchased by me) to a simple \u201cno\u201d (which has been my response to 3 books that I will not name here\u20141 purchased, 1 borrowed from the library, and 1 officially submitted), to declaring that it\u2019s criminal to kill trees in order to print Paulo Coehlo\u2019s dog-shit fiction. I feel ok saying that publicly because Coehlo himself is a bad writer who is insanely rich, and the big five have made approximately one hundred zillion dollars publishing him. Congrats! But I\u2019m getting off topic; reviews are really informal, and this far out from the longlist, their function is mostly record-keeping. By that I mean at this point another judge\u2019s negative review isn\u2019t going to stop me from reading a book. I still have time to read maybe another 15,000 or 20,000 pages, so bring it on. Of those 36 books I\u2019ve reviewed, only 12 were assigned to me, which means I started this post complaining about how much work this is, and now I\u2019ve discovered that I\u2019m doing 3x as much work as I thought, but it turns out I\u2019m doing it of my own accord, so <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af.<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Is it proper to use punctuation after emoticons? It looks awful, but feels necessary.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I started the last paragraph with \u201cat the time of this writing\u201d because the spreadsheet grows. New presses, new translators, totally unknown books, zero marketing budget, etc.\u2014plenty ways for no one to know about a book. When a judge hears about a possibly eligible book, she adds it to \u201csheet 2\u201d which looks like this<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-409602\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-7-800x628.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"628\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-7-800x628.png 800w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-7-768x603.png 768w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-7-1024x803.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/adam-7.png 1300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I added Nenova\u2019s <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/twodollarradio.com\/products\/away\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Away! Away!<\/span><\/i><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (translated by Janet Livingstone, published by Two Dollar Radio) and Innocent\u2019s<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/secure.touchnet.com\/C20868_ustores\/web\/product_detail.jsp?PRODUCTID=1525&amp;SINGLESTORE=true\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mimola<\/span><\/i><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (translated by Susan Kalter, published by Downstate Legacies\/Illinois State University) just this morning. Column A on sheet 2 is reserved for comments on eligibility, which can be a bummer if it\u2019s a book you like. For example, Wakefield Press has put out 3 great (I do mean great: were it eligible, I believe <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/wakefieldpress.com\/schwob_crusade.html\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Children\u2019s Crusade<\/span><\/i><\/a> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">[translated by Kit Schulter] would make the longlist) Marcel Schwob books in the last 2 years. You might know Schwob\u2019s name from your collected Borges nonfiction, that anecdote in Bolano\u2019s <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">2666<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, or a dozen other places. He\u2019s a well-loved writer by writers we all already love. In a startling display of her literary bonafides, judge Caitlin Baker already had a copy (!) of Schwob\u2019s <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Children\u2019s Crusade<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> that was published in Boston in 1898, in an edition of 500, which means a great book is ineligible because of a small print run 120 years ago. So, like I said, ineligibility can be a bummer. Although if you\u2019re still reading this, you care about literature, so you can still buy the Schwob books from <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/wakefieldpress.com\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wakefield<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, or ask your library to <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/wakefieldpress.com\/schwob_imaginary.html\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">buy<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/wakefieldpress.com\/schwob_king.html\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">them<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">There\u2019s also a groupchat for judges, which is where we post pictures of dogs and complain about our lives. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That\u2019s basically how it goes. We read constantly. We read what we want, we read our assignments, and we try to stay up on reading the books the other judges love. Last year due to extenuating personal circumstances, I ended up having to read about half the longlist in the 10 days before the shortlist was due, which sucked a ton of ass. That\u2019s what\u2019s hard about being a judge\u2014reading Enard\u2019s beautiful <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ndbooks.com\/book\/compass\/\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Compass<\/span><\/i><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> for the opposite of fun. Speaking of the lists: I\u2019ll quickly explain those. For the short list, we judges each privately submit a top 10, in order. So each #1 gets 10 points, #2 gets 9, and #10 only gets 1 point. From this, our fearless leader builds a shortlist 16 books long, which we may have to re-vote on, if there\u2019s a tie for 16th place. We can argue a little bit if we need to at this point. We vote to approve the list. After it eventually passes by some majority I can\u2019t remember, each judge gets a wild card pick, which brings the total number up to 25, which is made public. A month later we argue and vote until we have a shortlist, then we crown a winner, which in 2019 very well may be Paulo Coehlo\u2019s <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hippie<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I don\u2019t think these posts are supposed to be this long, so I\u2019ll stop here. If you have any questions about the process or literally anything else, <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BTBA_?lang=en\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">hit us up<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. I\u2019ll personally tell you anything I\u2019m allowed to tell you. I promise I\u2019ll actually write about books in my next post, but as a preview let me say that if we had to vote today, I think my top pick would be a very good book written by a person with depression. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I would like to end with this final thought: it\u2019s total bullshit that the reading period for this award 98% coincides with the NBA season.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week&#8217;s Best Translated Book Post is from Adam\u00a0Hetherington, a reader from Tulsa who also served on last year&#8217;s jury. \u201cDo you want to do it again?\u201d he asks. Shit. He is my friend, P.T. Smith. We were both BTBA judges last year; this year he\u2019s invented some sort of easy supervisory role for himself, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":292,"featured_media":404292,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[67476],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-best-translated-book-awards"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/292"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=409532"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409532\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":409612,"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409532\/revisions\/409612"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/404292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=409532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=409532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=409532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}